This Little Piggy (from an alternative perspective)

So I've been working on a new nursery rhyme with Holden (sung in Mothereese to the tune of 'This Little Piggy"-- you know the little toe game?):



This Little Piggy went to Farmer's Market,
This Little Piggy reduced his carbon footprint and stayed home,
This Little Piggy had grass fed, free-range organic beef,
This Little Piggy's vegetarian and had none,
And this Little piggy had High Fructose Corn Syrup and CRIED all the way home.

What do you think? Holden thinks it's brilliant.


PS. Danny, we love you and miss you something fierce.